No, I can't think of a fucking title

Jun 4
first in a set of 12. 6 by me, 6 by my brother Tamayrs. 
sneak peek because I fucking love attention.

first in a set of 12. 6 by me, 6 by my brother Tamayrs. 

sneak peek because I fucking love attention.


Jun 3

rumtehk-uh:

PAT.

PAT.

THIS IS IT.

THIS IS THE PHONE THAT YOU NEED.

THIS.

PERHAPS I CAN STOP BREAKING THINGS.

KILLIAN. FIND ME ONE.

USE YOUR INTERNET MAGIC.


nogoodturkey:

justfineonthetop:

terrastar12:

strive-for-equality:

mattypi-mcfrostingeater:

thisawfullybigadventure:


“The Ball Bed” the world’s first morphable bed, consisting of plush spheres that are connected by elastic bands, allowing you to twist and bend them in any way imaginable.



NEED.

O.Othere is no way to explain these things i am feeling. 

HOLY FUCK
COULD YOU IMAGINE THE SEX YOU COULD HAVE ON THIS THING
THIS THING IS THE BASTARD CHILD OF SCIENCE AND THE KAMA SUTRA



WANT

nogoodturkey:

justfineonthetop:

terrastar12:

strive-for-equality:

mattypi-mcfrostingeater:

thisawfullybigadventure:

“The Ball Bed” the world’s first morphable bed, consisting of plush spheres that are connected by elastic bands, allowing you to twist and bend them in any way imaginable.

NEED.

O.O
there is no way to explain these things i am feeling. 

HOLY FUCK

COULD YOU IMAGINE THE SEX YOU COULD HAVE ON THIS THING

THIS THING IS THE BASTARD CHILD OF SCIENCE AND THE KAMA SUTRA

WANT

(via fluffixation)


May 31

SHITTY PICTURE BUT THATS TOTALY OK BECAUSE NOW IT SAYS PATRICK AND MALE. SO. FUCKING. HAPPY. FINALLY. 

SHITTY PICTURE BUT THATS TOTALY OK BECAUSE NOW IT SAYS PATRICK AND MALE. SO. FUCKING. HAPPY. FINALLY. 


May 30

ITS DONE. I GOT IT. MY NAME IS NOW LEGALLY PATRICK AND ALL OF THOSE FUCKERS WHO GIVE ME HELL CAN JUST SUCK MY MASSIVE DICK. NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


heading out to my court date for my name change. I would say everything is ok, i have my lobster boxers, and my tie is obnoxiously checker print, but im so nervous i want to vomit.

see you all when its over.


May 29
SO YESTERNIGHT JOHN TOOK ME TO SEE THE HUMAN VERSION OF “THE THIRD INSTALLMENT IN THE SERIES OF MOVIES ABOUT THE ADVENTURES OF AGENT J AND HIS PALE INTEREST AGENT K WHO WORK FOR A SECRET ORGANIZATION WHICH REGULATES THE MOVEMENTS AND ACTIVITIES OF ALIENS HIDING WITHIN NORMAL TROLL SOCITY.  IN WHICH J TRAVELS BACK IN TIME TO SAVE K FROM AN UNTIMELY DEMISE AT THE HANDS OF AN UNWANTED ALIEN BLACK SUITOR, IN THE PROCESS FACING HEMODISCRIMINTION, MEETING NOTEWORTHY HISTORICAL FIGURES, DISCOVERING K’S PAST FORBIDDEN MATESPRIT, LEARNING THE FATE OF HIS LUSUS, AND STRAIGHTENING THEIR UNLIKELY MOIRAILLEGIANCE . CONTAINS MULTIPLE INSTANCES OF HUMOROUS VIOLENCE AND HARASSMENT AGAINST LOWBLOODS AND ALIENS, MURDER, THIEVERY, ONE INCINERATION, AND THREE INSTANCES OF PIE.” I WAS SURPRISINGLY PLEASED TO FIND SO PALE FOR EACHOTHER IN EVERY UNIVERSE. JOHN DID NOT UNDERSTAND AND IS OBVIOUSLY A NOOKSNIFFING MORON WHO WILL NEVER GET ROMANCE. EVER.

SO YESTERNIGHT JOHN TOOK ME TO SEE THE HUMAN VERSION OF “THE THIRD INSTALLMENT IN THE SERIES OF MOVIES ABOUT THE ADVENTURES OF AGENT J AND HIS PALE INTEREST AGENT K WHO WORK FOR A SECRET ORGANIZATION WHICH REGULATES THE MOVEMENTS AND ACTIVITIES OF ALIENS HIDING WITHIN NORMAL TROLL SOCITY.  IN WHICH J TRAVELS BACK IN TIME TO SAVE K FROM AN UNTIMELY DEMISE AT THE HANDS OF AN UNWANTED ALIEN BLACK SUITOR, IN THE PROCESS FACING HEMODISCRIMINTION, MEETING NOTEWORTHY HISTORICAL FIGURES, DISCOVERING K’S PAST FORBIDDEN MATESPRIT, LEARNING THE FATE OF HIS LUSUS, AND STRAIGHTENING THEIR UNLIKELY MOIRAILLEGIANCE . CONTAINS MULTIPLE INSTANCES OF HUMOROUS VIOLENCE AND HARASSMENT AGAINST LOWBLOODS AND ALIENS, MURDER, THIEVERY, ONE INCINERATION, AND THREE INSTANCES OF PIE.” I WAS SURPRISINGLY PLEASED TO FIND SO PALE FOR EACHOTHER IN EVERY UNIVERSE. JOHN DID NOT UNDERSTAND AND IS OBVIOUSLY A NOOKSNIFFING MORON WHO WILL NEVER GET ROMANCE. EVER.


jumpingjacktrash:

badger-shenanigans:

OHM NOM NOM

suddenly i need jello desperately.


May 16
“Queerness, to me, is about far more than homosexual attraction. It’s about a willingness to see all other taboos broken down. Sure, many of us start on this path when we first feel “same sex” or “same gender” attraction (though what is sex? And what is gender? And does anyone really have the same sex or gender as anyone else?). But queerness doesn’t stop there.
This is a somewhat controversial stance, but to me queer means something completely different than “gay” or “lesbian” or “bisexual.” A queer person is usually someone who has come to a non-binary view of gender, who recognizes the validity of all trans identities, and who, given this understanding of infinite gender possibilities, finds it hard to define their sexuality any longer in a gender-based way. Queer people understand and support non-monogamy even if they do not engage in it themselves. They can grok being asexual or aromantic. (What does sex have to do with love, or love with sex, necessarily?) A queer can view promiscuous (protected) public bathhouse sex with strangers and complete abstinence as equally healthy.
Queers understand that people have different relationships to their bodies. We get what it means to be stone. We know what body dysphoria is about. We understand that not everyone likes to get touched the same way or to get touched at all. We realize that people with disabilities may have different sexual needs, and that people with survivor histories often have sexual triggers. We can negotiate safe and creative ways to be intimate with people with HIV/AIDs and other STIs.
Queers understand the range of power and sensation and the diversity of sexual dynamics. We are tops and bottoms, doms and subs, sadists and masochists and sadomasochists, versatiles and switches. We know what we like and don’t like in bed.
We embrace a wide range of relationship types. We can be partners, lovers, friends with benefits, platonic sweethearts, chosen family. We can have very different dynamics with different people, often all at once. We don’t expect one person to be able to fulfill all our diverse needs, fantasies and ideals indefinitely.
Because our views on relationships, sex, gender, love, bodies, and family are so unconventional, we are of necessity anti-assimilationist. Because under the kyriarchy we suffer, and watch the people we love suffering, we are political. Because we want to survive, we fight. We only want the freedom to be ourselves, love ourselves, love each other, and live together. Because we are routinely denied that, we are pissed.
Queer doesn’t mean “don’t label me,” it means “I am naming myself.” It means “ask me more questions if you curious” and in the same breath means “fuck off.”

What Queerness Means To Me « Tranarchism (via docasaur)

“and in the same breath means ‘fuck off’”

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