first in a set of 12. 6 by me, 6 by my brother Tamayrs.
sneak peek because I fucking love attention.
first in a set of 12. 6 by me, 6 by my brother Tamayrs.
sneak peek because I fucking love attention.
PAT.
PAT.
THIS IS IT.
THIS IS THE PHONE THAT YOU NEED.
THIS.
PERHAPS I CAN STOP BREAKING THINGS.
KILLIAN. FIND ME ONE.
USE YOUR INTERNET MAGIC.
“The Ball Bed” the world’s first morphable bed, consisting of plush spheres that are connected by elastic bands, allowing you to twist and bend them in any way imaginable.
NEED.
O.O
there is no way to explain these things i am feeling.HOLY FUCK
COULD YOU IMAGINE THE SEX YOU COULD HAVE ON THIS THING
THIS THING IS THE BASTARD CHILD OF SCIENCE AND THE KAMA SUTRA
WANT
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SHITTY PICTURE BUT THATS TOTALY OK BECAUSE NOW IT SAYS PATRICK AND MALE. SO. FUCKING. HAPPY. FINALLY.
ITS DONE. I GOT IT. MY NAME IS NOW LEGALLY PATRICK AND ALL OF THOSE FUCKERS WHO GIVE ME HELL CAN JUST SUCK MY MASSIVE DICK. NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
heading out to my court date for my name change. I would say everything is ok, i have my lobster boxers, and my tie is obnoxiously checker print, but im so nervous i want to vomit.
see you all when its over.
SO YESTERNIGHT JOHN TOOK ME TO SEE THE HUMAN VERSION OF “THE THIRD INSTALLMENT IN THE SERIES OF MOVIES ABOUT THE ADVENTURES OF AGENT J AND HIS PALE INTEREST AGENT K WHO WORK FOR A SECRET ORGANIZATION WHICH REGULATES THE MOVEMENTS AND ACTIVITIES OF ALIENS HIDING WITHIN NORMAL TROLL SOCITY. IN WHICH J TRAVELS BACK IN TIME TO SAVE K FROM AN UNTIMELY DEMISE AT THE HANDS OF AN UNWANTED ALIEN BLACK SUITOR, IN THE PROCESS FACING HEMODISCRIMINTION, MEETING NOTEWORTHY HISTORICAL FIGURES, DISCOVERING K’S PAST FORBIDDEN MATESPRIT, LEARNING THE FATE OF HIS LUSUS, AND STRAIGHTENING THEIR UNLIKELY MOIRAILLEGIANCE . CONTAINS MULTIPLE INSTANCES OF HUMOROUS VIOLENCE AND HARASSMENT AGAINST LOWBLOODS AND ALIENS, MURDER, THIEVERY, ONE INCINERATION, AND THREE INSTANCES OF PIE.” I WAS SURPRISINGLY PLEASED TO FIND SO PALE FOR EACHOTHER IN EVERY UNIVERSE. JOHN DID NOT UNDERSTAND AND IS OBVIOUSLY A NOOKSNIFFING MORON WHO WILL NEVER GET ROMANCE. EVER.
OHM NOM NOM
suddenly i need jello desperately.
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